So, okay — you’ve nailed a few things about having sex down to an art. You know how to move your hips, you’ve likely made at least one woman (we hope) orgasm and you can get the job done with your hand if you’re in need. But while your 20s are full of one night stands, bad experiences and some pretty incredible ones, by the time you get to the big 3-0, women everywhere are livin’ on a prayer that you up your sex game for the next decade. Straight from your future wife’s heart to the expert advice of sex therapists, here are the nine things you should know how to do in the bedroom before you turn
You’re basking in the afterglow of sex completion. If you’ve played your cards right, your sex partner has miraculously not scurried to the bathroom to hide and hope you’ve gotten the hint and left the premises. No, instead, she’s lying next to you — maybe even in your arms. You did good, man. Now just relax and bask in comfortable, golden, amorous silence. But also, you are a human male. You feel the urge to fill the post-coital air with your words — your dumb, inane, unnecessary words. It’s as inevitable for us as it is painful — like being an avid road cyclist and facing the danger of crashing; it’s not a question of if you will screw everything up, but when. You’ll say something regrettable, and then you’ll apologize, or wring your hands as you scramble to explain yourself and try make it right — or possibly dig yourself further into a hole. It’s not the the end of the world when it happens — but it is a needlessly awkward exchange, one that, with training and preparation, can be avoided.
Naughty and raunchy text messages are an integral part of every relationship.
We’ve all been there, and we’ve all sent it to a special someone.
But have you ever felt awkward to start a naughty conversation through text messages?
Or at another time, did your mind ever go blank when your partner asked you to say something sexy in a text?
Well, worry no more.
Using sexy text messages to seduce your lover Firstly, if you want to seduce a sexy friend or a new lover, or want to start talking dirty for the first time through text messages, you need to read these features.
And once you’ve mastered the art of sending sexy texts, read on. Sending a sexy text to a sexy someone should come naturally. You can say anything you feel like, and as long as you feel horny, chances are, you’ll say all the right things.
Things to know before texting sex You can always text a naughty line like “I want you now… come on and f**k me!” It works and sends the message straight through. But it comes with a major flaw.
When you make a sexy text sound too explicit or say a sexy line without hiding any meaning, your text loses its sensual appeal. It’s too direct and as exciting as it seems, it’s still boring because you leave nothing to surprise. Your partner may read it, smile and just play along with your mood.
Let’s face it, shocking sexual sentences don’t always work. They’re fun, but they cut the suspense and go straight to the end. And in a realistic world, how many times can you ask your lover to leave everything and *come and get you*!
If you want to enjoy a sexy text conversation, you need to involve your partner. You need to excite them slowly and you need to make them feel like they’re a part of the sexual buildup.
And the best way to start a sexy text conversation is by starting slow and easy, and playing with the sentences to turn the person on one step at a time.
20 sexy messages to start a sexy conversation Keep your sexy text messages naughty and mysterious. It makes the exchange of texts more exciting because your partner wouldn’t know what’s on your mind.
Instead, they’ll feel like they’re the one that’s building up the sexual texts by asking the right questions, when in fact, you’ll be the one who actually starts the whole sexy game by saying the perfect first line! Are you ready to get naughty while texting sexy? Just use these subtle and sexy conversation starters while texting and go with the flow. And remember to think sexy and talk sexy.
#1 I can’t believe I texted you while I was peeing. #2 I’m feeling so cold even though I’m under the blanket. Hold on for a minute, lemme put on my clothes. #3 I wish you could be with me now. #4 I’m watching a sexy video of a girl/guy who looks just like you *link it to an explicit video with a really attractive person so your lover would be flattered*. #5 What are you wearing right now? #6 Can you guess the color of my underwear? #7 My legs are missing you in between them. #8 I just bought new underwear and can’t wait to show it to you. #9 If I were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you? #10 I’m watching porn. #11 My hands were busy, but they took a break to text you. #12 I’m imagining you’re with me right now… #13 I’m trying to sleep, but I can’t stop thinking about all the things you could do to me if you were with me right now. #14 I’m looking for sex toys online… #15 I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it… #16 Do you believe in kiss and tell? Cause I want you to kiss me and do things to me in your mind and tell me all about it. #17 I’m lying in bed and bored. Do you want to play Simon Says? #18 What would you want to do with me after our date tomorrow? #19 I can see two pussies humping outside my window. They’re meowing so much it’s hard for me to go back to sleep. #20 Wanna play a game with me? Once you use any of these lines as your sext text conversation starter, it’ll automatically get your lover’s mind racing into sexual overdrive.
All you need to do after that is play along and answer the questions keeping sex in mind. And before you know it, both of you would be all hot and bothered
